Love Means Nothing

#1241

I’M OUTRAGED
Dear Mindful Chef,
I have a complaint. You’ve ruined my enjoyment of going to restaurants. I now produce far more delicious dishes in as little as 15 minutes. I am doomed to sit at home and pig out on large platefuls of complete (and healthy) bliss. My social life is suffering.
Yours Sadly,
Ruth
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